January 2012
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“Yeah, you do have a little shit creek action happening.”
– Saul Goodman
December 2011
67 posts
this-is-hardcore-:
JUST KEEP WATCHING BAD TV. STUFF DOWN EMOTIONS.
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Oh Round Desire
Oh Red Delight
The River is Blood
The Time is Spent
Love likes me
Love takes it’s shoes off and sits on the couch
Love has an answer for everything
Love smiles gently…and crosses its legs
well here we are well here we are
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep……..Being in Air
Sleep……..Turning to speak
Sleep……..Losing our Way
Sleep……..Pour it all Out
We are old Friends
I offer Love a Beer
Love...
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Their Noonday Demons, and Ours →
“They feel themselves at the center of a powerful
and baffled will. They feel...”
– Robert Hass - “Misery and Splendor” (via poetryeater)
Old Time Family Baseball: Baseball for Lit Nerds.... →
oldtimefamilybaseball:
William Faulkner, as channeled by Dave Fleming, on John Olerud:
“Whose father grew up on meals of lutefish caught in the cold waters of the Dakotas, caught with lines dropped through holes cut in ice to the world dark below and still. Who suffered in youth moments of blinding pain in his head…
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beastplunder replied to your photo
nightly
While listening to Blink 182 and playing Words With Friends against your brother?
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Ron Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace?
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This is post #1,001.
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“There will be Wi-Fi and bad coffee. I think that’s the future.”
– Gary Shteyngart
goodmosquitobiteonagoodarm asked: The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it!
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Adventures in the car with my family
Dad (pulling over at a rest stop): Drop it, pinch it, wipe it.
Zach: Ewww, Dad! Why would you have to pinch it if you already dropped it?
Me: I like how your problem with that statement is its inaccuracy and not that it was said at all.
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“The life of bourgeois dilemmas… Is our professor narcissistic enough to...”
– Abram
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"CC Dirty Laundry" →
Yes, this is a real thing. My small, rural town of 7,000 is just like Gossip Girl. But much trashier. And with more babies.
beastplunder replied to your post: beastplunder replied to your post: Work was hella…
one baking pun to rule them all
this-is-hardcore- replied to your post: beastplunder replied to your post: Work was hella…
one does not simply WALK into your kitchen…
And into these scones, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to tell certain colleagues to fuck off.
beastplunder replied to your post: Work was hella blaaaahhhhh today. I’m going to…
who are you!?
The Sauron of baking
“Here, you can have a blunt.”
– My mom, sticking a pirouette into my face
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Work was hella blaaaahhhhh today. I’m going to bake all of my anger and hate into some cranberry scones, and give them as Christmas gifts to my coworkers tomorrow.
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“I would describe it as ‘casual nerd.’”
– Student commenting on my style
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“Nearly all the women were wearing head scarves, or even burkas. I saw one women...”
– Elif Batuman, “The Sanctuary”
“This is all hipster music. I guess it’s okay for hipsters, but I’m not enough of...”
– from “The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet in the Comment Section of Year-End Lists” (via nprfreshair)
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“Sometimes it’s like you’re a fat person stuck in a skinny...”
– the GF
Rocket (wo)man
shitmystudentswrite:
Rockets are like women: the hotter the better.
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The Cold Is
Wind finds my body, behind a stone or in a field.
I know three explanations, but I can’t discuss any of them.
There is water, somewhere, which might matter.
Somewhere else, a man is lying to you, but you
are unafraid as you read this.
—from Once Was a Weather by Trey Moody (published by Greying Ghost Press)
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Spent all weekend sweeping the floor and cooking...
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