August 2011
76 posts
3 tags
“But no matter how graduate school resembles a “descent into...”
– Stanford Magazine article on “How grad school let Elif Batuman indulge her passion for Russian novels and find a voice of her own.”
July 2011
48 posts
3 tags
“You look like a grad student in the 70s or a high school biology teacher.”
– Rachel to me
4 tags
this-is-hardcore-:
SERENITY NOW
“Congress will try to find its ass with both hands.”
– Tom Bodett, when asked what kind of exploratory endeavors the U.S. will embark upon now that the shuttle program has ended in the Prediction portion of Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me!
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
3 tags
I DON’T WANT TO JOIN YOU ON LINKEDIN. SO QUIT ASKING.
howaboutnobear asked: "More specifically, the text should slowly begin to rotate clockwise, accelerating x .75 with every seven revolutions until the words become blurred into a single mass. The mass will appear as a wheel, and the true meaning of our poem will now be quite obvious."
heh heh.
heh heh.
2 tags
Formatting instructions for our poem →
My girlfriend and I have been talking about our poem, and we believe that to be effective as a meditation on the subtle natures of disbelief and the horror of flesh and the effluence of time, certain formatting guidelines must be accommodated. We’ve discussed this, like, forever. You really must understand.
3 tags
1 tag
WatchSufjan Stevens - “Get Real, Get Right”
“A poem is an empty suitcase that you can never quit emptying.”
– Kay Ryan (via theparisreview)
1 tag
8 am political argument with my dad about taxes, Reagan, and the debt ceiling…
iwantnothingless replied to your photo: “The historical moment may come when it sounds OK…
DEATHBAG FOR DOUCHIE
That was by far one of my favorite parts.
3 tags
2 tags
“I like my men like I like my coffee…full of hair.”
– Rachel
3 tags
1 tag
“I tried to save the things I made
Oh! But the world is a mess, Oh! But the...”
– All Delighted People
“EVERYONE THINKS THAT NO ONE COULD BE THAT RETARDED BUT SOMEONE IS THAT RETARDED...”
– Chad (via this-is-hardcore-)
2 tags
USA! USA! USA! →
3 tags
My ipod’s name is Queequeg
3 tags
3 tags
goodmosquitobiteonagoodarm asked: ENABLE SUBMIT YOU LOWER CASE WANG
3 tags
Micromix 13: Rewind (because it's been a while) →
eto-ee-eto:
these people are awesome
1 tag
goodmosquitobiteonagoodarm asked: omg i just googled "coughiversary" to get the screen cap for my blogiversary tomorrow and i forgot that you had done the same thing and the FOURTH link on google is YOUR POST
1 tag
Teens Revive Languages Through Texting →
Samuel Herrera, who runs the linguistics laboratory at the Institute of Anthropological Research in Mexico City, found young people in southern Chile producing hip-hop videos and posting them on YouTube using Huilliche, a language on the brink of extinction.
Herrera also discovered teens in the Phillippines and Mexico who think it’s “cool” to send text messages in regional endangered...
goodmosquitobiteonagoodarm asked: i found the blog for you
fuckyeahlizlemonsawkwardpast.
tumblr(.)com obviously but you can't put links in asks anymore.
fuckyeahlizlemonsawkwardpast.
tumblr(.)com obviously but you can't put links in asks anymore.
this-is-hardcore- replied to your photo: “So far I’ve seen a Tea Party float, Jesus with a…
dislike.
You have chosen wisely. You may procede to grad school.
2 tags
“I’m in the present. Which is the future to the past.”
– Chad. (via this-is-hardcore-)
1 tag
Singhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
